** I do not live in a soap opera **
I've had other campaigns. My senior year of college I had "Mel's Gone Wild!" It was very successful.
But yesterday, I decided I was tired of me, and others, making a soap opera of my life. For a while, I participated in whether or not people gossiped about me, or me gossiping about me... and who knows what about my secrets. But it recently went too far.
As part of my new campaign, I'm not even going to explain how the soap opera went too far.
In fact, I don't even have the patience to make sure this posting makes sense. Only to say, I have nothing about my life to be ashamed of, so therefore, no more secrets, no more soap opera.
